My (Crazy) Upstairs Neighbors

My (Crazy) Upstairs Neighbors

Trash Talking Garbage

The Meth addict came walking up with a glint in her eye. She looked, well, vacant, and her toothless grin was a dead give away. She wanted something from me. Money?, check out the property?, I wasn't sure until she spoke.

" Fuckin' A...." She said. Her shriveled up mouth showered me with a view of gaping pink gums. I had never felt so repulsed by any one woman. She appeared to smile, but it was more of a sunken in grimace, and I took a step back from her. She carried a strange stench on her. It was a sour sweet smell of long ago showering, and her breath held the hint of a recent cigarette. I took another step away.

" Hey!, You live here, Bitch? "  She said, her hand waved about like a nervous little bird. Again, that horrible imitation of a smile assaulted me in its insincerity. In meeting someone for the first time, I was appalled at her crass manner. Looking at the ground, I shook my head, yes. This was a very uncomfortable moment for me, but I pulled the courage to look her in the eye.

" What do you want? " I asked. " Are you looking for someone in particular? "

" Not bein' rude or nothin', Lady, but can I have a couple of bucks..IF you have any to spare " She blurted out.

I wasn't at all surprised by this moment.

" Go away " I spoke through gritted teeth. It was all I said, but she got it right away. Not blinking, and certainly not showing any emotion, she started to turn away.

" Fuck You!... " She mumbled. Reaching into her shirt pocket and pulling out a crumpled cigarette, she lit it as she walked away.

Satisfying, Harmless Revenge on Your Neighbor with Liquid ASS

Satisfying, Harmless Revenge on Your Neighbor with Liquid ASS

Crazy Neighbor Problems With Big Trucks..

Somebody is gonna get killed one of these days. There are renters around the corner, and they all own huge trucks. I don't know why they have to speed when they hit the straightway, but no one has complained. The Sheriff hasn't been contacted, and no one seems to care this is a tragedy in the making.

We have little kids on bikes, and soccer mom's in mini vans. There are teens walking to school (starting next week) and elderly residents walking their dogs. These guys go from 0 to 50, with the push of a pedal. What are your experiences with dealing with this?. Would love to hear what you think, and prefer it BEFORE someone gets run over and killed.. THX!

Evil neighbor..

Ever had a neighbor who knows they are doing the wrong thing, and run away when they see you?. Yeah..I know how you feel. We have a crazy lady who is always measuring her yard, singing and yelling out loud (to herself) and has a decent sized yard. It's messy, barbed wire all around it, and chickens and roosters. She isn't ..normal in the head. I think she is warped. She gives me filthy, hateful stares. I am not afraid of her, but she knows I'm watching. I don't trust her..

Every Authority level has been to her house, EXCEPT Dept. Of Mental Health..That one is a future phone call. NEVER give up or give in when things aren't right in your neighborhood. Be aware of what is going on.You could be living next to someone who is abducting little kids, or murdering people and burying em' in the back yard. I believe in people, but there are limits..Sometimes, you just have to get involved. No matter how many feathers you ruffle..If it's the right thing to do..GET INVOLVED...

Noisy Neighbors Complaint Draft Letter Example

Noisy Neighbors Complaint

This shows you an example how to write a complaint letter..Just add in your information, and erase/delete, and fill in your circumstance..or let the experts write one up for you.. 

Noisy Neighbors Rooster Chaos

He said it made him cry. 3 weeks without sleep was getting to him. The nightly crowing from two roosters..was growing worse. His job was starting to suffer, and his family life was in chaos. Everybody was starting to fight with each other. #1> Check into your local Noise Ordinance. There are many rules on the books, even where it pertains to farm animals. IF you live where farm animals are allowed check the codes and ordinances on the books. Make sure your neighbors are following set-backs. Don't be afraid to file a complaint.

Drunken fools..

The screaming started around 2:30 AM. I heard her call him a "selfish prick", and he retorted with " Oh yeah?!, and you are the stupidest chick I have ever known! ". It got really ugly after that, and I really didn't have much choice, but to pull a pillow over my head. After the bantering went on and on for another twenty minutes, I called the Sheriff's in.

I gave em' twenty minutes too long. Taking into account the hour, and understanding it will take an hour or so for someone in the Sheriff dept. to get out here, I should have called right away. Next time, I will. By the time the Sheriff got out here, I was wide awake. Between profanity, and the sound of glass breaking (unnerving to hear) I was a wreck.

These people are known alcoholics without jobs, and I have been through this before. In the case of a drunken neighbor? All one can do is hope they wise up and get help, or try to contact one of their family members. These bad neighbors? They have each other, and that is that. Everybody is tired of trying to get them to do the right thing. So a last resort is to call in Authority. I hate doing it, but I love sleep.. more..

Grouchy or just mean?, You decide?

She never looks up from her garden. Her face is stern, almost..masculine. I wave at her every time I see her, but she never looks up from digging in the dirt. She pays no attention to anybody driving past her house, and her movements are almost.. robotic. I hear the whispers around the neighborhood. It appears she is on a lot of medications, and is one of the walking..numb.

One summer day, I decided to cross the street and introduce myself. Calling out, "HI!" as I approached her, She looked up at me with a look I can only describe, as venomous. It stopped me in my tracks, and I smiled a crooked smile at her. She said two words, and that is all it took.

" Your Trespassing " She hissed.

I didn't answer, but turned away, walking back the way I came!. It was the one and only time I tried to approach her. I am puzzled though. Is she just really grouchy? or is it in her nature to be mean?..

A Noisy Neighbor Tell All..

One of the worst things I ever experienced? Bass vibrating through my bedroom wall. It wasn't just the vibrating, but things were actually moving across the desk. You should have seen the pictures on my walls!. Little clicking sounds of glass and wood against drywall could be heard. Little did I know as I sat up in bed, my back against the wall, the 4 ft by 4 ft picture (under glass), was moving off the deep nails.


Yes, the picture fell right off the wall and crashed onto my head. The glass broke, and it is a miracle I wasn't sliced up more than I was. I went to the hospital to get shards of glass removed from the top of my head, and when I got back home, I noticed that all the nails were gone from the wall. They were thick.. 4" nails.

Under normal circumstance, this wouldn't have happened. Bass has the power to maim hearing, and cause things to pop off walls!. The offending neighbor with the loud bass (home entertainment system)?, he was arrested and then released. I never got an apology, and he was angry I reported him. Yes, there are morons out there..ALWAYS report if something happens to you due to the actions of another, and yes..Loud BASS counts... 

Noisy Neighbors..125 miles from home..

It's everywhere! I can't seem to go anywhere without seeing em'.It turns my stomach to admit this, but they are here to stay. I have become attuned to recognizing bad neighbors, and my head wants to explode when I spot em', hear em', experience em'. This is a little over dramatic, but I get so angry when I come across the one house in the middle of a beautiful development, and Mr n' Ms Redneck are letting "Scruffy" out  for his morning dump..

They stand out there and watch as he does his thing!. Of course, their dog isn't crapping in THEIR yard, he is across the street, and pooping on the neighbors manicured front yard. I see Mr.Redneck-good-ol'-boy clapping his hands, signaling their skanky,I-haven't-had-a-bath-in-my-lifetime pooch, back home. Standing there with my jaw dropped open, I watch as they turn and go back to their paint peeling, dirty windowed,trash and junk filled yard and home. The unappealing, trash, dirt and weed covered yard is an eyesore in this lovely neighborhood.

I turn to walk away, shaking my head as I think about what I just saw..and the creme-de-la-creme happens. I hear the offensive couple praising the dog for doing his morning crap-a-thon. They all go back in the house. I held out last minute hope they would go pick up after the dog.I doubt it even crossed their empty minds.

I don't understand why the neighbors have allowed this stuff to go on. Fear?, Older home owners? They have given up?. Never allow this to happen to you. Take charge of your circumstance. Use your frustration and anger to empower you. This shouldn't be happening in any neighborhood..

I went away from there with disgust, but I had a great walk!

Woman Calls White House Everyday to Complain About Noisy Neighbor - WENDYISTA

Woman Calls White House Everyday to Complain About Noisy Neighbor - WENDYISTA

Wow, even the PRESIDENT couldn't help?..EVERYBODY has a weakness. NEVER give up, and don't put up with torture for even one day.

LATEST MOVIES AND WORLD NEWS EXPRESS: Korean man who set fire to his own home to retaliate against his noisy neighborp

LATEST MOVIES AND WORLD NEWS EXPRESS: Korean man who set fire to his own home to retaliate against his noisy neighbor

Ok, this is a bit drastic, don't you think?..

Tell me your story! Have YOU experienced a Bad or Noisy Neighbor?..

     It's happened to us all at one time. If it hasn't happened to you..it will. I can do a 360' in my neighborhood, and tell you who and where the "Painfully Annoying" neighbors live. There is the cranky, non speaking old man. He looks to be around 70, but he could be as young as fifty, and his attitude? It sucks!.We see him at the mailbox every once in a while, but he avoids us.His face looks like it's melting toward the street, and the sour expression appears melted into his features.He mumbles expletives IF you dare to say, "Hello!". Don't let him near your dog. He kicks!.

Then there is the guy a block away. He works at 2am on his Deck. He isn't afraid of the police. After all, he has figured out if he goes inside and doesn't answer the door, what can they do? "Builder Guy" knows they wont break down the door. Of course, how could I forget about the CRAZY CHICKEN LADY with the barbed wire around her fence. She yells as people go by, " I cast you out! ". She thinks EVERYBODY is possessed, LOL. Oh!, I almost forgot to mention the "Auto Repair Dude". He is an older man who drinks a little red bull, a lot of hard liquer, and has a bad ticker.He works himself into a frenzy in his hot garage.He is running away from something, but I don't care what it is. The auto wrenches and tow trucks are just too much. It's noisy, overblown, and he doesn't care how anyone feels. He is busy 7 days a week.Over the years, he has figured out how to stay below the radar of authority. Till NOW. I have a few cards up my sleeve..